Survivor Series sucks.
Let the shenanigans run wild!
The rest of the show was booked as solid as WWE could do. Granted WWE has been taking "risk" in booking but nothing to daring that make a jaded Attitude Era fan happy. Yeah like TV-14 made the booking better. Anyway I'm proud to say this was the first PPV I saw in its completion with my 3 year old son. I also figured out why he likes Layla. Because he was upset when the divas match came on and then asked for her. Sure he doesn't know wrestling skill but the boy knows as sweet ass. Also my 4 year old nephew was watching, studying moves. That kids gonna wrestle in Japan one day. Or Mexico. Anywhere where his mic skills are meaningless. He talks like the "God Pidgeon" from Animaniacs.
The Youtube Preshow
3MB (Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal)
Good God this is beneath...well no one. I find it funny how this group is still not excelling McIntyre's career in WWE. Maybe it will work I dunno. Santino and Ryder on teams is basically Vince or Triple H being a douche. Telling them that they're a joke. Ryder the once super over beloved Mid-carder and Santino who is still over with surprisingly a lot of people. Both told to put over these three. Just gonna say it. Book The Uso's more. Oh yeah the match was bland.
Brodus Clay, Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd, Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio
Tensai, Primo & Epico and The Prime Time Players
This match for me was nice. Very nice. I like a bunch of these guys. Gabriel and Kidd are so ready for a title run, a great high flyer and mini-wrestling dynamo. I turn into a 5 year old when I see Rey Mysterio. I respect the fuck out of Giant Benard (Tensai for you gaijins) and wish there was a way he could get over in America. I think the Colon's over super underrated. And I don't like the wrestling skills of the PTP's but I could see them kicking serious ass in a year or so. The match was great, seeing how Clay was out early leaving the crusier weights to win. I got to say I think if this was the 90's, Titus O'Neal would be a star by now. I liked how Tyson Kidd, given the moment wow's the fuck out of the crowd. And that finish was awesome. Great opening match.
Eve vs. Kaitlyn
Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth
For the United States Championship
Sheamus vs. Big Show
For the World Heavyweight Championship
This wasn't as good as their match at Hell In A Cell. Only two things I enjoyed. Sheamus hitting the Eletric Chair on Big Show. Sheamus is stronger than Ryback. I said it. Also I enjoyed Sheamus going Atittude Era with the chair shots at the end. Only problem with that was WWE thinks I'm stupid. Sheamus doing that was WWE's way of saying next month's pay preview is booked.
Oh yeah this goose shit. You know what, fuck this story. This has nothing to do with this being a copy of a TNA storyline, I couldn't careless, this shit happens in wrestling all the time. But the fact it takes up time on Raw, thank God it's 3 hours now. Plus it's boring. It's Vicki yelling and Aj acting like a psychopath. But it's Aj Lee! We got to keep her face out there. Keep the 10 to 19 year old's wacking off to her; guys my age looking to marry a girl like her; and men 37 to 55 having American Beauty fantasies about her. And no. I'm not gay! I just don't act like Aj is the sexiest thing walking in WWE. That's Heath Slater.
Dolph Ziggler, Damien Sandow, David Otunga, Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio
The Miz, Kofi Kingston, Kane, Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton
CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback
For the WWE Championship
This PPV wasn't bad, but its not worth the price of buying it. I stream because all wrestling should be free. I give WWE credit, it was better than face value. And seeing how Ryback looked good, no IWC are bitching, it's all good. I just pray Vince doesn't give Rock a belt and let him beat some active wrestler. I know it's skipping ahead but WWE set that shit up in August! Well, its good to see the Tag Division is making a comeback. Also, JBL spoke like a true wrestling god! Pissing off Cole and being JBL.
God bless you Layfield!