Finally, this is the end of Child's Play Week. THANK YOU MY LORD AND SAVIOR!
The first one was crude but okay. The second was fun. The third one of dumb as hell! The four had ambition but failed in some area's. So what does this one have to add to the stellar series? Nothing. This movie is ignored by most fans as an dumb movie. Yeah it made its money but so did Superhero movie and Scary Movie 4. While I'm on it Craig Mazin can drink car battery acid!
The film opens up with a recap. Six years later we have Glen, the son of Chucky and Tiffany. It's like the worm muppet and Chucky had a kid. Did I rant about how a doll can birth a kid? Well we see Glen having a nightmare about him killing a little girl's parents. He's living a life as a ugly ass ventriloquist's dummy. But Glen has dreams, he wants to know his parents. So and don't ask he tracks them down in Hollywood. Chucky and Tiffany are killing Santa Claus! Damn, they got motives! Well he was an actor in a shitty movie. Yeah, this movie is a play on life. Get ready for cheap inside jokes that I'm sooooo sure everyone will catch. As a matter of fact I'll keep fucking count! Chucky and Tiffany are now dummies in one of Jennifer Tilly's many shitty films. Get it! It's self aware! Somehow Glen has an amulet and to brings them to life.
Chucky is shocked as me to find out that Glen is his child, he faints. I'd faint to to learn that I'm a child's toy that's full of sperm! But Tiffany is very happy and hugs her child. Tiffany and Chucky have a dispute over whether Glen is male or female. Chucky decides to label him as a boy and Tiffany labels him as a girl, calling him "Glenda". Not gonna lie, thank God I watched "Ed Wood" to get that joke. That was based off of the Ed Wood movie "Glen or Glenda" a movie about cross dresser. I doubt anyone that saw this would get that fucking reference!
When a puppeteer, is taking Tiffany apart, she and Chucky cut his head off with a piano wire. Clever! But
Jennifer Tilly sees this and calls the cops. It's ironic that we're five movies in and we finally get someone who's smart! Glen or Glenda is...fuck, I fell for it! Chucky calls him shitface so I will too! Shitface is horrified by this, and asks them why they murder others. Somehow the seed of Chucky feels...fuck I did it again! He feels that violence is bad. Tiffany and Chucky then make an agreement to quit killing. Ha! Yeah right! Jennifer tries to get a role as the Virgin Mary in Redman's directorial debut. ...it's funny because that's impossible. Redman, rapper and lifetime stoner is an director. Whatever, Redman says that Jennifer isn't right for the part but she invites him over to her house. She's gonna fuck him, next. Chucky and Tiffany make plans to transfer their souls into Redman and Jennifer. I'm glad they're picking people to just into. Why not two bums on the street, either way you'll be in someones body. On top of that you can transfer into someone else after that. So anyway Jennifer and Redman start to have sex, and still no shot of them titties. I would say this is hot or something but Chucky starts jacking off. Career low point!
Tiffany knocks them out and then something classy happens. Tiffany inseminates Jennifer with Chucky's semen. She was a Academy Award Nominitte at one point. Chucky leaves and takes Shitface with him and see a photographer named Pete Peters(John Waters). Oh yeah they kill Britney Spears...moving on. They go Peters' darkroom he has taken pictures of Tilly having sex with Redman, and of Chucky masturbating. Because Chucky whacking off is important to the plot. As they confront Pete, Shitface warns Peters that Chucky will kill him. So check this shit out, just so happens that Peters bump into a shelf. Just so happens he has a jar of acid on said shelf and it falls and kills him. ...Jennifer awakens the next morning, realizes that she is pregnant. Fuckin' quick huh?! She claims it is Redman's and he says it's impossible. So Tiffany murders him, for what? I don't know nor do I care! The next day, Jennifer is horrified to find herself with a fully pregnant belly. Come to find out the voodoo magic accelerated the pregnancy. Wow, thank you movie. You explained something without getting wacky! So Stan a chauffeur is captured and is now Chucky's new replacement body. So Jennifer is captured by Chucky. Jennifer's assistant, Joan tries to help her, but is brutally killed. So here's some dumb shit, it is revealed that Shitface has two souls inside. Glen and Glenda. Either way who gives a shit!
Jennifer gives birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and it is then that Chucky has an epiphany and its kinda genuine with all the fucked up shit that's been going on. After years of being an killer doll, Chucky finally accepts his circumstances. This scene doesn't make up for the bullshit in the movie but it's the only reason to watch this movie, just for this scene alone. It's like deep from the bottom of his heart. Despite that Tiffany don't like it and takes Glen with her. An enraged Chucky throws a knife at Jennifer, but Stan jumps in front and is killed. He then tells Tilly that he loves her. Yeah, that was a plot point...I think. Then the police arrive, forcing the dolls to flee. Jennifer is rushed to the hospital by the cops, but claims she wants to see her babies. Tiffany drugs Jennifer and begins to possess her, but Chucky breaks in and kills Tiffany. Shitface becomes enraged and attacks Chucky; then severs his limbs and cuts off his head. After suffering an emotional breakdown, Jennifer comforts her Glen. How is there still 8 minutes left in this movie!
Five years later, at Glen and Glenda's birthday party. We see a nanny quitting her job because Jennifer's daughter, Glenda stares at her with hatred and scares her. Jennifer lets her quit, only to kill her when she turns away, and Jennifer's eyes switch to Tiffany's, revealing that Tiffany was successful in possessing Jennifer's body. ...what a twist... Glen has taken the body of the son, and receives a strange, unnamed present. When Glen opens the present, he sees that it's Chucky's right arm. Frightened, he wets his pants and turns around. Chucky's arm then grabs him, and he begins screaming as Chucky's laugh is heard. The End.
You know when I was asked by DjTsu to do this, at first it was gonna be a podcast. Then I said no, Cj was like not really so we dropped it. My reason at the time was, I didn't want to see 3rd or 5th movie again. So when it came up again, and I agreed to write it I forgot why this movie hurt me. And it does hurt me. You see I'm not a fan of slashers but when their good there very good. The first Child's Play is basic, the second is fun, but that's it. The formula was enough for two maybe three movies. This movie is a slap in the face of the first two. Self aware comedy is only funny when it's written well. It doesn't work in horror. Yes the first Scream movie is pretty damn good, after that it gets dumb. This movie is no better. I really hate this movie. But this week is finally over. A twist ending? Fuck that, the next review has a good twist ending! As for this series I'm done with you. ...and no, I'm not seeing the straight to DVD movie that's coming out!