Child's Play 2

No real way to introduce this movie. Its a sequel horror movie. More of the same and most likely dumber. But I will say this, the first one had motivation and a somewhat plot to it. From here on out, nothing. Just Andy running, Chucky laughing and eventually a doll overpowers a fully grown human being.

Fuck you DjTsu.

Two years have passed since the first film. First, how did Chucky comeback to life? Well,The Play Pals company has the original doll reconstructed for analysis. Yes their rebuilding Chucky. Glad the cops allowed this. Mr. Sullivan, the CEO, meets with his assistant,Mattson. Mattson informs Sullivan that Andy has been placed in foster care and his mother has been taken to a Mental Hospital. That's how you do it. Good ol' movie clean! Things aren't going good for this company because they both see a worker get the electrocuted when he smacks the machine that jams. OSHA is gonna have a field day with this place. So Sullivan leaves it up to Mattson to cover up the death of a worker.

Mattson places Chucky in his car on his way home, calls his wife and lies about working late, then he calls his whore. He stops at the liquor store and leaves Chucky alone. This is a good time for conveniences  During all of this, Chucky uses the opportunity to read Andy's file and calls his social worker claiming to be his "Uncle." Convenient! Thank God for those 1990 car phones. The social worker gives Chucky the address of Andy's new living location. Minutes later, Mattson returns to his car and drives off. Chucky then uses a gun and forces Mattson to drive passed the Simpson's house to see the exact location of Andy. He then tells Mattson to keep driving and yells at him to park his car in an unoccupied parking lot. Now time for elaborate shit! He ties up Mattson's arms behind the driver's seat with a jump rope and much pleading, he shoots Mattson with the gun which turns out to be a water gun. Both Chucky and a relieved Mattson begin to laugh. Then Chucky uses a Play Pals plastic bag to suffocate him!

Chucky sneaks into the Simpson's house. Mr. Paul and Joanne Simpson are actually good people. Giving Andy a home and giving him another Play Pal doll? The fuck?Oh yeah they gave the kid who is suffering from PTSD the same doll that causes it. Convenient! Hand clap to them! Chucky sneaks in and replaces said doll, and like an immature kid Chucky is breaking shit for fun like Joanne's priceless China ornament. So Chuck ties up Andy so he can finish what was started. But another interruption! Jesus, Chucky just do the shit when Andy's asleep. This time it's Kyle, Andy's foster sister, sneaking back into the house through his bedroom window. So check this shit out. Kyle is confused but unties Andy, then his foster parents walk in the door and accuse her of tying Andy up. When they claim it was the doll Phil then throws Chucky into the basement. Just need to say this. If Chucky and the doll body are one now, Chucky should have a serious concussion after that throw. Nah, this Child's Play, fuck logic in the ear!

The next morning, Andy attends his first day at a new school. During recess, Chucky sneaks into the classroom and finds Andy's test paper on the teacher's desk. With class dismissed, Ms. Kettlewell, the teacher, uncovers Andy's paper with an insult written all over it in crayon. I don't get it. Why make Andy's life a living hell? She confronts Andy and he is forced to stay after school for detention. Lucky for Chucky Andy's teacher is stupid and can't tell the difference between Chucky's handwriting or Andy's! Andy is locked inside the classroom by Chucky while Ms. Kettlewell leaves to call Joanne and Phil. Andy tries to warn anybody on the other side of the locked door, until Chucky starts pounding on the closet door. Andy escapes through the window. Ms. Kettlewell walks back in and hears a sound coming from the closet, she assumes Andy. Come to find out its nothing so she attempts to leave, but Chucky stabs her with an air pump and then beats her to death with a yardstick. Wow! I mean wow! It's like Chucky was sitting there "Just you fucking wait, I've got an air pump and a fucking ruler. And she's confused!"

Well Phil and Joanne talk to Andy about the phone call from his teacher. Phil thinks Andy is lying cause I would too! Andy's seen people killed by a maniac, Andy is a bad seed! Phil shows that Chucky has been in the basement since last night. Wait a fucking second! How the hell'd he move that damn fast? ...nevermind, fucking Chucky Magic! In the middle of the night, Andy hears a noise downstairs. So he grabs an electric carving knife and heads into the basement. Chucky jump scares the fuck outta Andy, they wrestle and Phil suddenly comes in and notices Andy holding the knife. Andy tries to warn him before he can walk down the steps, but Chucky trips him and leaves him dangling on the edge of the stairs. Then my favorite line in any of these movies. "How's it hangin' Phil?" Ha! Then he drops him, snapping his neck. And even bein as stupid as this scene is to me...that's one of the greatest deaths I seen in a movie. No bullshit! I love this death.

With the awesome death of Phil you know Andy is fucked! Joanne packs his things and sends him back to the foster care center. Kyle, knowing that Andy didn't kill Phil, tries to reason with her. When that fails she decides to have a cigarette outside, throwing Chucky into a garbage can. When on the tree swing, she accidentally uncovers the original Tommy doll, buried in the dirt. She then notices that the garbage can she tossed Chucky into is empty. Oh shit! So Andy was telling the truth. She runs back into the house but nope dead mom tied to a chair. Chucky for some reason reveals himself and threatens to kill Kyle, unless she cooperates. He tells her to drive to the children's home where Andy is. Why Chucky? You can out run a car you did it in the last movie!

Kyle slams the car's brakes and ejects Chucky through the windshield. No movie! Chucky isn't heavy enough to do that. Doesn't matter Chucky gets back to the car and takes over again. So that scene was pointless! They reach the home, Chucky pulls the fire alarm in the facility to create a diversion. Amid the commotion the head of the center, with Andy, angrily accuses Kyle of pulling the fire alarm. She grabs Chucky, who is in Kyle's arm's and starts to yell at Kyle. But she's stabbed to death after he reveals himself to be alive. Chucky grabs Andy and forces him to go where he can begin the transfer.

Okay, in the last movie you had a small window. So is the window open again or what?

Andy is then seen walking with Chucky in hand toward the city's Good Guy doll factory. Why?! Why not do it in a empty room in the home?! Chucky knocks Andy out and begins to say the chant. But Kyle fucks it up. To answer my question Chucky notices his nose bleeding, revealing that it is too late and that he is trapped. Wow Chucky, should have done the chant ASAP, instead of fucking around!

So Chuck tries to kill Andy, but Kyle stops him. Chucky does whatever he can to kill them, and loses a hand and both his legs in the process. Andy and Kyle think they have killed Chucky by sending him up a conveyor belt backward and having extra arms and legs attached to him. Wait, why would that kill him? Well Kyle
is hit by the dangling corpse Chucky had killed earlier. This somehow sends Kyle flying onto the conveyor belt and knocks her unconscious. Somehow Chucky is alive and pissed and Andy is alone. But by means of bullshit convenience he pours hot, melted plastic onto Chucky, then jumps onto the conveyor belt and wakes up Kyle. But Chucky is still alive. Dude just quit!

Kyle forces an air hose into his mouth, causing his head to inflate and explode, finally killing him. Andy and Kyle walk out of the factory and Andy asks where they are going, to which Kyle replies "Home". No you're not.

This movie was odd, I guess I have to break it down. The Good was the death scenes, the bad was the unexplained Chucky bullshit and the Ugly was how pointless some of the scenes were. Is it good for a laugh? Seriously the best thing about this movie is that it will make you laugh. I forgot this is fucking Chucky! Its the only reason to watch it. 2 down! 3 fucking more!

3BlackGeeks Rating-
Dee- B-
DjTsu- B+
Cj- B-
Posted on October 16, 2012 .